Is Your Instagram Profile Cooked or Aura-filled?
Upload a screenshot of your Instagram profile. Our Vision AI will brutally analyze your grid, aesthetic, branding, and creator potential — and then roast you.
How It Works
Three Steps to Your Roast
Three simple steps to digital self-realization (or absolute embarrassment).
1. Take a Screenshot
Capture your full Instagram profile (bio, stats, and top grid).
2. Select Intensity & Lang
Choose your roast flavor (Soft, Savage, Recruiter, Coach) and language.
3. Get Brutally Roasted
Receive scores, an archetype, flags, improvements, and a meme.
Dimension Scores
Complete Profile Breakdown
Our neural network is specifically trained to spot aesthetic sins.
🎨 Aesthetic Score
Evaluation of color harmony, grid balance, and layout cohesiveness.
🏷️ Personal Branding
Analysis of your bio statement, link optimization, and identity.
📈 Creator Potential
Checks engagement hooks, call-to-actions, and content variety.
💼 Professionalism
High covers clarity, profile picture quality, and completeness.
👁️ First Impression
Immediate punch, clarity of purpose, and absolute visual aura.
🔥 Ultimate Roast
Gen Z slang-fueled critique designed to humiliate (yet motivate).
Example Roasts
The AI Doesn't Hold Back
Here's a taste of what our roast engine serves up. Playful, witty, and always shareable.
“Your bio is so mysterious that even Google Maps can't find your personality.”
“The profile picture says CEO. The feed says unpaid intern.”
“Your aesthetic is fighting for consistency like it's in a season finale.”
“Honestly? This profile is annoyingly good. I had to dig deep for this roast.”
Ready to Get Roasted?
It's free, it's fast, and your screenshot is never stored. What are you waiting for?
🔥 Get Roasted Now